This Will Floor You!

by Thea Swafford

We have been having House Cleaning Olympics around here, which in itself has been great entertainment.

The neighbor kids have been joining in our Olympics and have taken the idea home with them. Grading their parents on everything with paper plates bearing the numbers 1-10.

The Youth Group at the church even graded the sermon Sunday, from the balcony, as the Pastor was leaving the Sanctuary during the last hymn.

But this is outrageous!

My neighbor invited me for coffee the other morning, we have coffee quite often, so I didn't think much of it.

I poured my coffee, while she checked the laundry, and went to sit in her living room.

Then I heard it...spray, spray, giggle, step, step, sliiiiiide.

huh?

There it was again... spray, spray, giggle, step, step, sliiiiiide.

Then I heard laughter, like you can only imagine, coming from that kitchen. You would have thought that 10 hens were laying eggs from the cackling that was coming from that kitchen.

I set down my coffee and stood up to see, through the pass-through window, what was  going on in the kitchen.

All I could see was my neighbor, Laurie Sweenie, from the shoulders up laughing so hard that she was red in the face with tears washing  down over her t-shirt.

"What in the world are you doing?" I asked.

She waved me in to the kitchen, still unable to speak for  her intense self-amusement.

As I turned the corner of the kitchen, I heard it again... spray, spray, giggle, step, step, sliiiiiide.

My dear Laurie, a very ample, 40-something mom, had (are you ready for this) two large sanitary napkins stuck to the bottoms of her feet, the 'wings' wrapped up around the sides like ballet slippers and was washing the floor by spraying it with cleaner and dancing around the kitchen.

She had some fancy ballet moves for the corners, that were pretty entertaining too.

When the laughter subsided to a level that conversation was again manageable; my dear neighbor, Laurie Sweenie announced that she had just invented (are you ready?)

the "Sweenie Swiffer"!

Well, that was probably the most amusing and efficient way to clean floors that I have seen in a long, long, time.

My sides still ache from laughing, that was a pretty efficient work out too.... for both of us!

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